"My Sh*tty Ex-Boyfriend's Rare Comic Books"

DBNCD (Day Before New Comics Day, Tuesday), Nov. 9, 2009 -- Often, breaking up with someone means losing your stuff! Not only that, the added, after-the-fact-responsibility placed on one ex-partner also drives an additional thorny wedge between the two separated sides (probably a good thing). This usually makes for some very entertaining mockery.

I've highlighted my favorite bits from this lovely post, found on Craig's List (of course).

My Shitty Ex-Boyfriend's Rare Comic Books - Best Offer

Seven years ago, I left my ex because he was being a douchebag. We had all this shit in storage, which I've been paying for, and he never even bothered to go and take a look at. Well, now I'm selling a bunch of his shit - including these comic books. I don't know how much they're worth, and I don't have time to find out. I can tell you that they're all in great condition but they're older, like from the 80s, and in these dorky plastic sleeves because god forbid someone gets cooties on them. Are you a comic book geek? Have at it.

Eclipse Comics Lost Planet no. 1 of 6
DC One Batman Too Many no. 403 Jan. 87
DC Superman The Man of Steel The Beast Within! sounds porno-y. no. 4, 5 & 6 oh! and no. 1!
DC Legends nos. 1 & 2
Upshot Flesh & Bones Featuring Dalgoda part 1
DC Demon Book 1 of 4
DC Batman the New Adventures no. 409, 416, 414, 411, 410
First John Sable Freelance no, 59 & 52

There's also a signed series of Star Wars: Episode 1 comic books that has a seal of authenticity, which is sure to make Star Wars nerds cream in your pants. And the first issue is signed and all holography.

I can't blame the girl for trying to sell her ex's old comics. But the irresponsible fanboy wouldn't have left the books behind if they were really worth anything.